It's really sad that Akanishi Jin made his twitter account private so you can't enjoy gems like this anymore: Apparently this is not true (or rather, the time I saw it was a muck up, soon fixed) and you can continue to see his twitter feed (though if you're on facebook, liking his Facebook page might be more conveinant). Still, enjoy this gem without having to dig through the feed.
http://www.allkpop.com/2011/04/boa-japanese-singer-akanishi-jin-continue...
I wonder if some fans have recorded his tweets... They're so deliciously foolish. UPDATE: What, I didn't have to even worry.